Earl Month 2013

Apologies to Frank Sinatra…I had to do it!

Welcome to Earl Month 2013, I had help from Jevon ‘NJ’ Frank to locate the music for this particular adventure into foolishness.

And yes, the audio will now play on mobile devices through Soundcloud, with Matthew King-Yarde’s assistance! However on a mobile device you can’t rewind it back to the top, you’ve gotta let it play to the end…but hey, it’s really just like an answering machine isn’t it?

It’s a damn shame that we’ve been forced to limit digital voice messages to 30-60 seconds, but here’s my 3:22 message in it’s full glory…free from the bondage-like limitations of modern voicemail technology.

So please leave a comment, tell a friend, and don’t front….you know you want to be a part of it…It’s Earl Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April Showers

Howdy humans. EB here just letting you know I’ve written the lyrics for the new message and I’m looking for an instrumental of the song I’ve chosen.

I’m thinking about shooting a video for this one, which would be interesting to say the least.

Well, that’s it for now…take it light!

There’s always next year

I would sometimes wait until just before Earl Month to work on the idea for the message. I’ve already been working on the lyrics for the 2013 message.

I won’t reveal what it is (what kind of surprise would it be if I told you?). It may change anyway…11 months is a little while yet.

Ok, humans + aliens, continue your journey through the cosmos.

And as long a there’s an Earl Month…let it be.

Earl Month 2012-the first space-station broadcast

Greetings Earthlings, ahhhhh! Vanglorious! This is protected by the lunar, the solar and the celestial……with a key! Sissieeeeeeeeeees!

The mind-probe of Matthew-King Yarde is finally complete and he has finished the code. With his help, a new era of communication has dawned upon the world of carbon and silicone based life-forms.

These outgoing voicemail messages were created every September and lived first on cassette answering machines, next to a digital answering service and finally to a temporary web page.

Now they exist in their new cyber-spatial home.

September 17th, what better day to launch the site than the day when Earl first entered into the Earth’s atmosphere?

So, check the music player and  listen to the Earl month messages.

Oh, by the way…Welcome to Earl Month…doesn’t the world seem a little better already?